That about sums it up, I have been super slacking when it comes to blogging lately. I have been trying to catch up on blogger reviews that I have out from a few companies. Be on the lookout for those to come over the next few weeks. I am not sure that I would call it slacking or would I?! Life came in and took over as well as I can't focus for crap to sit here long enough to blog. I have had people message me or comment on my Facebook asking if I was still blogging. The answer to that is YES just not as often as I was or as often as I would like. I stopped taking on reviews for the most part until I get fully caught up. Most of my reviews that I have been doing are over on Eden Fantasys website. I have thought about trying to find away to scroll my reviews on here so that if you check my blog daily then you can see if I have posted anything new. I am going to TRY my best to share my reviews from Eden over on my blog Facebook page as well. 

I was sent five different flavored water based lubricants from Our Naughty Secrets for review. The lubes I was sent are made by Swiss Navy, I had honestly never heard of the company who makes these lubes before so it was an all new experience for me. I was sent  the following lube flavors: Pina Colada,Strawberry Kiwi,Cooling Peppermint,Wild Cherry and Passion Fruit. Some of the flavors didn't seem like ones I would like or even use but I figured why not taste them an see if I would like them or not. 

Our Naughty Secrets carries all 5 flavors an they are available in 20ml bottles. You get a small amount but a little really can go a long way.

In this post I will be pointing out MORE reasons why I love Eden Fantasys as much as I do. I use to drool over some of those amazing bath,body and toy items from those companies that are Home Party Companies, where a Consultant from the company would come into your home demo the items then sell away. I use to be one of those "toy ladies" myself who tried pushing EXPENSIVE products I now see why many never really bought, they were able to find the items so much cheaper elsewhere. In this post I will help you find your favorite item that those "pleasure party" companies carry. If there isn't an EXACT item I will show you one that compares, I will also be doing price comparisons as well. I have noticed I can get the same or almost the same items from Eden for almost half the price of what the "home party" companies are selling them for. I know that the Consultant has to make a profit but I just don't see how you can charge the prices you do for items that myself and others can find somewhere else and NOBODY knows what they bought. 

This blog is a personal blog that is written and edited by myself.

 I do product reviews for several companies on products that are FREE of charge in exchange for a 100% honest review. Some products may be purchased at a discount for reviewing purposes as well. All reviews  follow the FTC Guidelines. My opinions will NEVER change do to the product being free or discounted, my reviews are the honest opinion of myself and my partner (if item is used with partner). 

Be on the lookout for new reviews coming soon!! I have been super busy and things have been super crazy so reviews have fallen to the back burner but health and family come first. 

I have a million corsets. It's kind of like an obsession. I don't even remember how it happened, but one day I stumbled across this Facebook page (if you clicked the link, make sure to like the page and tell her 'My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream' sent you!), and I fell in love. Then I realized... I have all these corsets sitting around, but I don't LOVE any of them. There's some sort of issue with each one, whether it be ill-fitting, not very good quality, no modesty panel (the fabric panel that is behind the laces), etc. And while they were cute, none really gave me that figure I was looking for. I messaged the company, and asked about doing a review of one, just to see what the difference, if any, there really was when a corset was handmade, and made custom to your measurements. It was totally by surprise that she agreed, and even said she'd do a giveaway for one as well!

Sexual Health & You 

Right now you can save 25% off select prostate and kegel toys. Prostate massagers can help your partner or yourself if you are male bodied with your prostate health. To learn more about prostate massages as well as prostate health you can follow this link Prostate Massages & All The Benefits. Not every male is into prostate massages or prostate anal play, know that if you do like prostate massages it doesn't mean you are "gay" it is enjoyable for a man to have his prostate massaged. You can find MANY different prostate massagers on Eden, they range in all types of materials from TPR,Pyrex Glass,Silicone,Plastic, and Stainless Steel just to name a few. Depending on what you look for in a material would depend on which toy you would want to buy. I personally like toys that can be sterilized so I would get something made of Pyrex Glass,Silicone,Plastic, or Stainless Steel since these items can be boiled,tossed in the dishwasher or cleaned with a 10% bleach solution. 

You can find a massager to fit any budget and any butt at that. Always make sure that you purchase toys that are meant for anal usage so you aren't ending up in the Emergency Room explaining HOW you got something stuck up there. Prostate massagers can vibrate or not depending on what you prefer, if you like ones that vibrate you can checkout these:

Bendable You Too Prostate Massager-This particular massager vibrates it is manufactured by Evolved Novelties  and is made out of TRP material. While this material isn't able to be sterilized it still falls somewhat high up on the Eden Material Safety Scale at a "7" which means the material is so so on being safe but it is still porous so I wouldn't recommend sharing it unless you use a condom.

Want to learn more about the Bendable You Too Prostate Massager? 

Checkout reviews from Eden Contributors here. There are 5 reviews that I am sure will help you decide if this is right for you. 

Prefer something that is made of a material that can be sterilized? Checkout the 

Aneros Helix Syn this guy is made out of Silicone which means you can sterilize him by boiling,putting in the dishwasher or using a 10% bleach solution. This one doesn't vibrate so if you prefer something that doesn't go all buzzy in your rear this is a good one for you to try. You can learn more about Aneros Helix Syn by reading the product page. 

Now onto the Female side of this sale, for our health ladies Eden is offering us the same 25% off kegel toys to help tighten them pelvic muscles and floors. Learn more about kegels and how to's here. Kegel toys are just like many other toys and made out of so many different materials, the material depends on you and your preferences. Again these could be made out of TPR,Pyrex Glass,Silicone,Plastic, and Stainless Steel  just to name a few. I personally would recommend using kegel balls that are attached to each using the same material that the balls are made of. I don't recommend using toys that have nylon strings since these can harbor nasty bacteria if not cleaned right. I will list a few of the kegel exercisers that Eden carries. 

Loa- Is made out of TPR which means you can't sterilize her so I don't recommend sharing this item. 

Ophoria K Balls-Are made out of Silicone which means you can sterilize these and share among yourself and partner if you have a female partner as well. 

You can also try out the Kegelcisor which is made of Stainless Steel an is a bar that you try to hold in with your pelvic muscles. Remember though the choice is your's an options are endless. 

The 25% sale for prostate massagers and kegel items will be running from now until September 14th at 2pm EST! So get your orders in! 

Go GREEN with California Exotics several of Calex items are 30% off what does this mean? You can get rechargeable toys on sale, so you if you are a "GO GREEN" type of person who hates using batteries an prefers to charge your items this sale is for you. There are MANY things on sale from vibrators to massage wands. In fact I may indulge myself on getting a wand. Here are a few items that fall in this sale: Couture Pink Inspire is a massage wand with attachments which one thing I love, another is that the attachments are made of Silicone :) You can use the wand as a clitoral massager or you can use it for back and neck massages. Are you looking for a decent priced rechargeable rabbit vibe? You can try out the Precious Metals Jewels The Princess, the princess is made out of TPR so I would of course recommend using a condom or toy cover especially if you plan to share your toys. 

The GO GREEN Sale will run from now until September 14th 3pm EST

Are you an Eden Friend? In order to become an Eden Friend simply log on to Facebook and "like" Eden then go to your Eden Account and log in using the Facebook option. If you haven't activated that option as a "related" log in you will need to do this in order to get this AWESOME deal on Lubes!! Right now you can save UP TO 70% off of 5 lubes just for being friends of Eden on Facebook! This is where the associated log in comes in cause you will need to log in to Eden with  your Facebook to reap the rewards of this deal. If you share the deal you save even more then you would just for logging in using Facebook! How neat is that and I mean who doesn't need lube right?! You can get water based lubes such as System Jo H2O Anal Lube,ID Moments Water Based right up to flavored lubes like ID Juicy Lube which comes in MANY flavors. 

This Facebook Friends Special will run until September 21st at 2pm EST. 

I am LOVING that they are doing a VROOM sale on vibrators too! I got the Silly Rabbit vibe a few weeks ago on a buyout deal through the review program which I got 30% off now you can get this GREAT vibe for the SAME price I did without having to be a reviewer! That is really neat now isn't it?! You can read my review on the  Silly Rabbit to decide if it is something you would enjoy. Read my review here!! 

 

Now mind you this is just a FEW of the specials that Eden has to offer, they are forever changing and adding in new promotions. Right now there is also FREE Shipping on orders over $35 which is easy to rack up! Believe me I know I am addicted to Eden and can't seem to get away but that isn't a bad thing at all!!! If you aren't apart of Eden yet what are you waiting for?! Get on over there now and start taking advantage of these awesome deals.

For those of you who have been following know that things here have been well INSANE to say the least. After 2 months I FINALLY was able to get seen by the Orthopedic after MAJOR runarounds with the doctors office and their insurance company. My knee is still getting swollen if I use it too much which also leads to pain, I have been dealing with my kneecap sliding out of place which in turn makes me loose balance an almost fall again. I don't need this at all, I have a knot by the joints where my knee bends the Orthopedic said it is more the likely scar tissue. Scar Tissue?! Which means something has probably torn in order to create scar tissue, I have to go to physical therapy for 4 weeks 3 times a week as well as get an MRI done. I was given my prescriptions for Physical Therapy and my MRI since this is a liability claim I have to jump through MORE hoops then I already have to get to where I am. I called the insurance company an of course get the caseworker's wonderful voice mail, I hung up an called back why would I leave a message for a woman who I am still almost FIVE weeks later waiting for her to return a phone call to me? Good thing I got the information I needed from her supervisor a few weeks ago, I called back an asked for her supervisor he told me he couldn't fully pull up my case that I had to talk to the woman over it that he would transfer me to her. I told him the same thing I was STILL waiting for her to return a call from 5 weeks ago, he told me he would walk across over to her office to make sure she answered the call. I get on the phone with her and was told oh just find a Physical Therapy place down where you are and a place of your choice for your MRI since I am in another state I can't help you with that. So I call the Radiology place I was told to go to, I was told by my Orthopedic I could NOT go anywhere else but there!!! I call to set up an appointment they tell me they have to call my primary doctor's office because they need the insurance companies information that the claim number wasn't enough. So here I sit waiting for Monday so I can call the Radiology place an see what they found out, I NEED to get this MRI done and soon!!! I called the Physical Therapy place and they had to call the insurance company, really you aren't going to get anywhere with them either I was told Friday we will call  you back by 2:30pm today welp that has come and gone with no phone call. I too will have to call them on Monday, which no one may or may not be in the offices of both places since we have a Tropical Storm threatening the wonderful Sunshine State. 

I am over the pain of trying to do NORMAL everyday activities like getting a shower,doing laundry,going to the store just walking in general. I also HATE that my knee is screwed up when it comes to the sexual side of things I am NOT one to just lay on my back I like different positions! With all this going on it is putting me off the road even longer which also means I won't be going back to the road :( that part kills me. By the time Physical Therapy and whatever else may come of this since I don't know the extent of the damage til I get my MRI done I don't know what lies ahead of  me. If I am able to drive rigs again I will HAPPY but also, that means having to come up with $800-$1,000 for a refresher course since I have been off the road almost 6 months. 

I really wish I would have just went back to the road after my mom's procedures like she told me to but STUPID me let my now ex, talk me into NOT going back because I was needed at home. I still kick myself in the ass over that whole situation but there is NOTHING that I can do about that now other then go on lessons learned! 

I am looking for work again around here locally where I live in hopes to be able to just work and go back to school. I am just worried that I will get a job an loose it due to the pain in my knee and also the "UNKNOWN" problem with my knee. I know they can't hold that against me if they know about the injury upon hire and I won't hide that I have a bad knee, my main concern I want to say is that I am worried my knee will give out an then it will also turn into a Workmen's Comp thing an that isn't fair to the company. That is the main reason I didn't just run back to the road when I got to the point of being able to walk and move somewhat normally. 

I am going to try and update this blog more often I know I have been slacking!!! I do have some reviews that I need to get up and working on from the wonderful people over at Erotic Toy Town I have the Colt Shower Shot Dong to review from there! I have several items from a bullet to flavored lubes right up to a Lelo G-Spot Dildo from Our Naughty Secrets! I am also doing onsite reviews over at Eden Fantasys so be sure to check me out over there as well!

Oh and don't let me forget that I also caved and made an account over on Tumblr you can checkout my posts over there HERE feel free to follow me :) 

No....Really I want to be showered with things from my Wishlist over on Eden Fantasys!! Yes, you read that right how awesome is it that others can shower you with gifts or surprise you with something you have been longing for on your Public Wishlists?! The luxury of this is that you will get gifts or surprises from someone you know or maybe someone you don't know, BEST PART is they will NOT know your address all that will show is your screen name an the state you reside in that is it. There are MANY ways to find out what someone you are following is longing for just by browsing their Contributor Profile or even their blogs if they choose to share it there as well. I personally haven't gotten anything from someone I didn't know, I think it would be neat to see what they would choose from my list. 

If no one ever gifts things to me that is okay too since I get all kinds of special treats thanks to all the wonderful programs offered by Eden I will list some of the programs offered that you too could join to either have others shower you with gifts or so you can shower yourself. I shower myself with goodies it seems ALMOST weekly!! I often think I have an addiction to this place which isn't bad at all I ღ Eden and how they love spoiling us with so many great ways to earn free or discounted products. That is a plus for me since I can on a limited income right now, my sexual pleasures are a MUST but I can't justify splurging on a $80 toy or $30-$50 on a nice piece of lingerie that I think I MUST have. I partake in a few programs which I love that I have the opportunity to have access to. 

Points Program-Click on the purple highlighted area that says "Points Program" and signup to join Eden's Community where you too can start earning your very own points. The points system is pretty easy to figure out how it works and what you can do to earn points on a daily basis. You can see the breakdown of tasks here once you join! I don't normally accomplish all those tasks in one day but no matter how often you get on or the amount of points you earn in a day they add up QUICK. Ask me how I know?! Wait, don't ask me cause I am HAPPY to tell you, I just cashed out an order at the beginning of the month for $255 WOW I am sure you are thinking that is A LOT of stuff. Believe it or not I saved TONS of money my order if I wouldn't have had discounts,free stuff and points I would have paid $369.87 out of pocket! Hear me out now I do NOT have that kind of money I am barely making it on my bills, I got ALL of that for FREE because I earned POINTS :) How awesome is that. That was on August 1st that I did that. Sadly I had to return 2 items but they were credited back to my gift card I used, I earn points day after day added with that gift card and got an other order on August 14th totaling out to $138.68 again that was also with $50.20 in discounts cause items were on sale or I got them as Buy Out Reviews (will explain that soon)! Again, I paid NOTHING out of pocket I used all points for my orders, some of the people I personally know I have told about the Points Program that Eden offers to us contributors, some have joined an made good orders themselves while others have joined an gave up because it took too long to earn the points. Another thing that I think is generous is even when you spend money,points or Gift Cards you earn back 5% in points of what you spent! So you really are NEVER at a balance of 0 when it comes to points!

Review Program-I also partake in the Eden Review Program, it is an onsite program where I am able to choose one item a month within my price range, I get it for FREE in exchange for an honest review. How do  you choose what you get to review?! Well you have a rank on Eden you earn your rank by people voting on your reviews,you voting on others reviews as well as site participation. There are MANY parts to the Review Program from written reviews,video reviews,adult video reviews,buyout reviews and descriptive reviews. These all are similar but very different at the same time I will do a small breakdown of them. 

Types of Reviews 
Written Review-You can write a review on items you have purchased from Eden or anywhere as long as they are on the site.
Advanced Review Program:With this program there are TWO ways of getting in one is writing 2 or more reviews then being voted in by the community the other is getting a mentor through the mentoring program where you are taught how to do proper reviews.
Video Review-This is more of an infomercial where you tell about how the item you are reviewing works,pros,cons,functions as well as your thoughts. These go along with written reviews as well. 
Adult Video Reviews-Pretty much the same as the Video Review but you show some nudity NOT of you actually using the product per say, depending on the product that is. Checkout some video reviews here! This is my friend Lusciouslollypop's video ;) 
Buyout Reviews-These too are written reviews in which Advanced Reviewer's can choose ANY item(s) they want an get them at a discount. Buyout Reviews can be conjoined with a video review but you don't get these for free you get a 30% discount off the item(s) and they are approved right away.
Descriptive Reviews-Are done by a panel that is chosen to review the newest products that are being offered at Eden, so that when you go to the product page you see more then just the  manufacture's details on the item. 










One of my faves that was removed a few months ago but recently brought back is the Eden's Blogger Program that is actually how I got started with Eden to begin was blogging reviews then I switched over the to Sponsored Posts Program where I get Gift Cards for posting and promoting Eden! The payout varies depending on what all I add to my posts. 




With all the wonderful things offered at Eden Fantasys I keep my "Kitty" completely happy! I love that there is such a place that offers so many ways to "earn" product,review product as well as a supportive community. I have made a good friend since joining Eden, I spend a lot of my time over in the forum answering polls,questions,posts,making my own polls and discussions. I love that everyone here is very open as well as non judgmental when you ask questions. Best of all it is pretty much anonymous when you ask since NO ONE really knows who you are unless you choose to make  yourself known by your screen name or avatar. A few of my real life friends know who I am on Eden but I talk to them about my personal life anyways so no need to hide over there. I honestly wish I would have started utilizing all these programs a year ago when I started working with Eden. Do you know how much stuff I would have if I would have realized what the  Points Program was all about?! I could have tons of stuff not that I don't already do but my collection could have been a lot bigger! My ranking would be a lot higher if I cross posted my reviews on my blog as well as on Eden itself. No worries though, my reviews have improved A LOT over the past year so I can always go back an re-review those same exact items on Eden and give more information about they toy that I may have left out when I did the original review on my blog.





 

This post is sponsored by Eden Fantasys-The Shop You Can Trust

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How do you care for Jack? 

It is really simple since he is silicone he can be cleaned in several ways:

1.) You can wash him up with an antibacterial soap and warm/hot water

2.) Spray down with an antibacterial toy cleaner let set for a few minutes then wipe dry.

3.) You can use a 10% bleach solution, use 10% bleach to water an soak Jack for about 5-10 minutes. Rinse thoroughly,dry an store

4.) You can toss Jack into the Dishwasher top rack 

5.) Boil in a pot of water on the stove 

Make sure  once you are done using Jack make sure you store him where he isn't touching any other toys as the materials can react an you will have melted toys. That would be completely horrible.

Believe it or not Chavez Dezigns doesn't ONLY make sex toys they have ashtrays as well how neat is that? Check them out for all kinda of nifty items :) 

~Follow Up Review~
I am glad to report almost 5 months later Jack is still holding up nice and STRONG! I ordered an amazing bullet made by We-Vibe called Salsa that packs an amazing punch of vibrations. Since Jack has a bullet hole in the bottom of him I needed to get a good powerful bullet to use with it. Salsa being a simple plastic bullet I was able to slide it into the hole in the bottom of Jack with no issue what so ever. Salsa stayed in place, didn't slide out while I was using Jack and was easily removed once I was done. The bullet hole in the bottom was wide enough to fit an average size bullet inside pretty snug. Inserting the bullet didn't effect the hole at all it is still the same size it was before I inserted the bullet. 

I love that this is made of silicone!!!! I have slowly been getting rid of non silicone toys an I am glad to say that Jack is here to stay!!! Since he is pretty girthy he doesn't get used as much as I would like to use him. When I want a full feeling I turn to Jack. 

I still give him a 5 star rating 
★★★★★





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